via: wevegotaplan

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

via: fake-mermaid
source: phleps

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

via: paging-doctorfaggot
source: gaysexinchurch

gaysexinchurch:

how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all

via: happinessishardtofind
source: pizza

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

via: fake-mermaid
source: no-hate-for-snape

• Me: *Doesn't party*
• Me: *Doesn't drink*
• Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
• Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
• Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
• Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

via: happinessishardtofind
source: girlhearted

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

via: december--nineteenth
source: lovelydyedlocks

lovelydyedlocks:

That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off. 

via: trustinthedoctor
source: partybarackisinthehousetonight

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

via: happinessishardtofind
source: morningsuns

morningsuns:

i like clingy friendships i like when someone is really dependent on me like i like when someone texts me a lot and always wants to talk to me and wants to tell me something as soon as it happens and tells me stupid stuff that i might not care about at first but then continue…

via: happinessishardtofind
source: dont-argue-with-your-serperior

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

via: wevegotaplan

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

via: wevegotaplan
source: rnozzarellasticks

• parents: BE YOURSELF!
• parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child